Jeans, autism and UPS

  • Buttonfly Jeans are Dumb: I don’t get it. Why was the buttonfly invented?  And what kind of measuring system does Old Navy use that makes my corduroys longer than my jeans (both the same size)? [Rodeo Clowns - G Love and Jack Johnson]
  • School for Autism: At my first real job as a sound mixer, I learned how to use sound equipment.  I also learned where all the attractive girls go to work: at a school for autistic children. [Celebrate - Wyclef Jean]
  • UPS Blows: They suck.  I’ve lost 3 packages because the dude refuses to ring my buzzer or leave a note, and simply leaves packages downstairs for anyone to steal.  What the fuck, UPS?  Now I don’t have my running shoes I’ve been waiting for. [A Million Ways - Ok Go]

One Response to “Jeans, autism and UPS”

  1. Evan Says:

    maybe now with button fly jeans you’ll learn that there is a difference between “hooking up,” “sex,” and “making sweet sweet love.” I image you have not had the latter, seeing that a girl having to slowly unbutton your fly does not register as “foreplay” or an experience of “delayed gratification.” Pretty much you need to suck it up.

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